'got this from my friend engr. mitch encabo bagyen..just wanna share with you guys...read on!
The only place on earth where......
Every street has a basketball court.
Even doctors, lawyers and engineers are unemployed.
Doctors study to become nurses for employment abroad.
Students pay more money than they will earn afterwards.
School is considered the second home and the mall considered the third.
Call-center employees earn more money than teachers and nurses.
Everyone has his personal ghost story and superstition.
Mountains like Makiling and Banahaw are considered holy places.
Everything can be forged. All kinds of animals are edible.
Starbucks coffee is more expensive than gas.
Driving 4 kms can take as much as four hours.
Flyovers bring you from the freeway to the side streets.
Crossing the street involves running for your dear life.
The personal computer is mainly used for games and Friendster.
Where colonial mentality is dishonestly denied!
Where 4 a.m. is not even considered bedtime yet.
People can pay to defy the law.
Everything and everyone is spoofed.
Where even the poverty-stricken get to wear Ralph Lauren and Tommy
Hilfiger (peke)!
The honking of car horns is a way of life.
Being called a bum is never offensive.
Floodwaters take up more than 90 percent of the streets during the rainy season.
Where everyone has a relative abroad who keeps them alive.
Where wearing your national colors make you baduy.
Where even the poverty-stricken have the latest cell phones.
(GSM-galing sa magnanakaw)
Where insurance does not work.
Where water can only be classified as tap and dirty - clean water is
for sale (35 pesos per gallon).
Where the government makes the people pray for miracles. (Amen to that!)
Where University of the Philippines is where all the weird people go.
Ateneo is where all the nerds go.
La Salle is where all the Chinese go.
College of Saint Benilde is where all the stupid Chinese go, and University of Asia and the Pacific is where all the irrelevantly rich people go.
Fast food is a diet meal.
Traffic signs are merely suggestions, not regulations.
Where being mugged is normal. It happens to everyone. Rodents are normal house pets.
The definition of traffic is the 'non-movement' of vehicles.
Where the fighter planes of the 1940s are used for military engagements, and the new fighter planes are displayed in museums.
Where cigarettes and alcohol are a necessity, and where the lottery is a commodity.
Where soap operas tell the realities of life and where the news
provides the drama. Where actors make the rules and where politicians provide the entertainment.
People can get away with stealing trillions of pesos, but not a thousand.
Where being an hour late is still considered punctual.
(Grabe talaga 'to!) Where the squatters have more to complain (even if
they do not pay their taxes) ---- than those employed and have their
tax automatically deducted from their salaries....and where everyone wants
to leave the country!
According to Manila businessman, Tonyboy Ongsiako, there is so much wit
in the Philippines because '. . . we are a country where a good sense of humor is needed to survive. We have a 24-hour comedy show here called the government and a huge reserve of comedians made up mostly of politicians and bad actors.
Now I ask you where else in the world would one want to live?
Thursday, August 30, 2007
Why live in PINAS?
Tuesday, August 28, 2007
ex-boyfriends,nasan n kya sila?
mg-uumaga n naman at eto gising p rin ako...
kchat ko ung ex-boyfrend #3 ko kanina...after a long time, 5years to be exact ngaun lng uli ngkausap ng nd naiilang. cguro dahil pareho n kame me knya2 buhay at pareho n kami me knya2 partner...
nmiss ko cya s totoo lng pero nd bilang boyfrend.nmiss ko cya bilang close frend ko...s totoo lng din la nman happy memories ung pgging "in a relationship" nmin nuon kc ang totoo mas click kami as close friend lang,kasa-kasama ko s mga kalokohan at cya ngturo skin ng mga un hehehe...ewan ko b bkit nhaluan ng cnsbing relasyon s puso ang status nmin nuon...
after ng break up issue...la n ngkhiwalay n ng tuluyan ang samahan nmin...ngkaron ako ng boyfrend #4 - c von n hanggang ngaun nasa tabi ko p rin at mas lumalalim ang pgmamahalan at patuloy n bumibilang ng taon ng masayang pagsasama at c ex-boyfrend #3 nman me girlfrend n rin at pareho kami ngaun n nktakda ng ikasal s aming mga pakner n ntagpuan...
nkktuwa kc pareho kaming nkhanap ng mas mkkpgpligaya sa aming mga puso...pareho kami ngaun nd2 s bansang disyerto kasama ang mga mahal ng puso nmin...
nung nakaraan linggo, ngkita p kami s dubai, kwentuhan at medyo me mga payong bngay c pareng ex-boyfrend skin spgkat minsan tlga ako ay sobrang maldita...
kuya at manong n nga ang twg ko s knya hehehe kasi mas mtanda tlga cya s kin...
bgla ko tuloy naalala ang aking mga ex-boyfrends..ai ang kapal para nman akong mdami nung tntwg n X...
x-boyfrend #1 - c M&M'S - civil engineer, high school lang ako nuon, s pgkkatanda ko 7years ang tanda nya skin.Nd nman ngtagal spgkat kung mklingkis feeling ko mbu2ntis ako ng ala s oras..huli ko balita s knya npngasawa nya ung architec s company nila,s palagay ko din me anak n un...
x-boyfrend #2 - c allong - first boyfrend ng bestfrend ko, kbarkada at kbbaryo ko, engineer din, ECE...ito ung tntwag n relasyong me halong katangahan - may buntis ng girl nung maging kami,nd ko lng mtantya kung ilang buwan n un nuon...alam ko un kc cnb nya pero GO p rin ako, nging boyfrend ko cya pero nd rin ngtagal..nd ko pala kya..mhirap...s ngaun nkkchat ko cya s YM, on the way n ung png-2 baby nya with the same girl nuon
x-boyfrend #3 - c daqs - kabarkada ko s adamson,CE student,mabait at no dull moments pg cya ksama..gaya nga ng nsb ko knna,ewan ko b bkit kami ngpdala at npunta kami s status n "in a relationship" pero dahil s cguro we better of to be frends nd rin ng-work...ngaun Civil Engineer n cya and about to get married next month...
pansinin nyo lahat cla mga engineers hehehe am i destined to be with an engineer?uuhhmm...
ang nkktuwa d2 kahit mga ex ko cla mga kaibigan ko p rin cla at lahat kami masasaya...me dahilan bkit nd ng-work ang mga relasyon n mga un...
kung cla me mga knya2 na pakner s puso ako din meron:
boyfrend #4 - c von, civil engineer,cya ung naging sandalan ko nung mgbreak kami n daqs,ngtyaga n m-heal ung broken heart ko...super bait,super maalalahanin at super kulit, maabilidad at me sense of responsibility...s loob ng 5years n mgkasama kami halos lahat n ata ng mabuting ugali nsa knya,ala ako maipintas at mahal n mahal ko cya...ngaun mssbi ko gus2 ko cyang mkasama ng habang buhay...
issue: name game
1. Name one person who always text you.
* my parents *wink*
2. Do you think some people are born
stupid?
* i think so
3. Name one negative thing about you?
* over sensitive sometimes
4. Status?
* in a relationship
5. What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
* chatting with daq's through YM
6. Sport you wanted to learn?
* volleyball..
7. Ever tried gymnastics?
* nope, but it was my subject in PE wayback in college
8. What was the last thing you bought?
* groceries
9. Do you talk a lot?
* yeah
10.Do you believe that love is blind?
* proven and tested
11. Where is your brother?
* he's in the philippines, probably sleepin'by now
12.How was your day yesterday?
* it was fine
13. What is the last ice cream flavor
you had?
* cookies and cream (selecta)
15.People describe you as....
* snob yet sweet
16.Contented in life?
* contented and fulfilled
17.What was the last thing you bought?
* groceries, i already answered this a while ago
18.Are you happy with the love of your
life?
* very much happy
19.Do you skip meals?
* sometimes
20.Do you consider yourself smart?
* sometimes
21.What color is your gate?
* we don't have a gate
22.Reason for living?
* family, vhonn and for myself
23.Are you typically a jolly person?
* yup
24.Name one enemy of yours:
* none so far
25.Name one close guy friend:
* c daquis
26.Who's the first person in your
phonebook?
* adamson university
27.What did the last text message you
received say?
* ads from 638 thomas cook exchange hehehe
28.Do you go to gym?
* no
29.Song playing at the moment:
* huwag k lng mwawala by ogie alcasid
30.How do you cope with stress?
* reads inspirational books or cross stitching
31.Ever broken someone's heart?
* i think so
32. What makes you happy?
* having vhonn in my life
33. What is the last thing you said
aloud?
* anu ba?
34. How much is your tuition fee?
* i didn't pay tuition fees - 'was a scholar
35. Is someone bitter to you?
* i don't think so
Monday, August 27, 2007
goodnight...sweet dreams!
thanks sa wireless
It's been 3 days now na nkksagap ako ng internet wireless d2 s room...thank you s mabait n me ari ng wireless n ito at til now nd p rin nya cne-secured hehehe
Haynaku, sb n honey nd n daw ako ngsawa s kk-browse ng internet...eh puro friendster at YM lng nman daw ang tnitignan ko at mgsulat ng kung anu2ng blog ko...
nk-ilang account n b ako ng blog?friendster, multiply, dashboard/blogger.com, 360degrees tapos balik uli ako d2 s blogger.com...
pg nd ko n kc feel ung page delete ko n o kya nman blocked n ung site...
d2 s UAE dami bna-blocked n website ng ETISALAT (communication company)...gaya ngaun ang MULTIPLY blocked for almost a month n...ewan ko b eh ala nman porn dun s website n un...
nkktuwa ang internet - since nd2 ako s malayong bansa, sabik ako s pamilya ko...c tatay, c nanay, c bunso at mga kpamilya (pinsan/tito/tita)...pero dahil s internet nkkpg-usap kami at minsan ngki2ta p kami s webcam...
pero minsan nd p rin maiwasan ang malungkot...kgaya ngaun iniisip ko sila, sana pede ako sumakay ng bus pauwi smin maykap lng cla saglit...
minsan naiisip ko nung college ako, ayaw n ayaw ko umuwi s bahay pg weekends, mas preferred ko p mgstay s dorm...every after 2weeks ako kung umuwi minsan once a month lng...
pero ngaun iba pala ung nd mo nki2ta ang pamilya mo lalo n pg feeling mo ala k kakampi or ung pagod k n s trabaho...d2 nman kc nd pede mgpahinga,nd pede ang absent2 kundi mgu2tom kaw...
pero salamat n rin nd2 ako at least me trabaho ako at nkkpgpdala monthly s parents.nd katulad nugn nasa pinas pko, s bank nga ako ngttrabaho liit nman ng sahod eh png-load nga s cellphone hinihingi ko p s tatay ko at ang pamasahe ko hinihingi ko s nanay ko at ang ang lunch packed pabaon p n tita bhe...nkkhiya...
pero nmi-miss ko cla...ako kya nmi2ss din nila hehehe
sigh...
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You would see how much she really cries
You'll find secrets hidden, bestfriends and lies.
But what you'll see the most is how *hard* it really is to stay when nothing is ever right and everything is always wrong."
soulmate
EYES that will SEE you
a HEART that will love you
2007 nursing board exam result
achie hannah, ahiah david RN, shobe martha
just a thought...
It's just a thought, this might be one of the reasons why HE liked her and suddenly gone without even saying GOODBYE...
If asked why I like her
I would say It’s the sway in her hips,
the thickness in her thighs.
It’s the lust in her lips, the love in her eyes.
It’s the softness of her skin,
the silk in her hair.
It’s the twist in her walk;
it’s the sweetness in her talk.
That is what I would say.
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